Whose train is it anyway?
If it’s really my train, why are you telling me what to do on it?
And if it’s my train, then who are you to deface it with stickers?
And hopefully you won’t mind if I ask everyone else to vacate the carriage.
Of course, if you mean it’s your train, why do you keep it so dirty?
Unless you mean it’s everyone’s train, in which case I don’t believe you.
It’s your train. And it’s your brand. And while I don’t have my feet soiling your seats, would you mind not soiling the environment with such rubbish?